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<h1>A great collection of funny mobile phone sms text messages. You find them in the database ! More than 5000 txt messages.</h1>
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Funny SMS messages ... The database !</center>
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A collection of funny cellular mobile phone sms text messages ranging from online jokes to love poems.</B> A flash animated website dedicated to international txt message revolution. ...
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<B>Find new and funny free text messages for your cell phone,</B> that sexy text message or fun
Search our free funny text messages , find funny txt messages, rude, feelgood and cool messages to send to someone special.
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<B>Funny Text Messages and SMS jokes, funniest sms messages</B>
Funny SMS jokes and original funny text messages not found on other funny sms jokes sites. Funny sms text messages for free.
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Funny Text Messages joke sms site with hundreds free funny short english onlinetext messages and joke sms at this site will make you LOL! ... Funny text messages :.
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