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    sms messageYou are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

    sms messageI think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

    sms messageRoses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

    sms messageI do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

    sms messageI wish you lots of itching and short arms.

    sms messageYou have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

    sms messageWill we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

    sms messageIf you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

    sms messageA fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

    sms messageWhy do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


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    sms messageOké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

    sms messageI am born this way, but what is your excuse?

    sms messageI love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

    sms messageSome people die. Others become a teacher...

    sms messageThe more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

    sms messageWomen are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

    sms messageIf you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it !

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    sms messageIf I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

    sms messageWhen I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

    sms messageYou know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

    sms messageWhen are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.

    sms messageRoses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

    sms messageOn the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

    sms messageNice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

    sms messageRoses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

    sms messageHe kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

    sms messageA woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

    sms messageIt is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

    sms message I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass

   

 
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