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    sms messageIt is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?

    sms messageDo you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

    sms messageYou are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!

    sms messageYou're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

    sms messageThere are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!

    sms messageI want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

    sms messageDo your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

    sms messageLove is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...

    sms messageWhen the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

    sms messageI do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

    sms messageI love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

    sms messageYou can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

    sms messageIf flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you


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    sms messageBe smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

    sms messageDon't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!

    sms messageIf one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

    sms messageIf I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!

    sms messagePassion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

    sms messageSomewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.

    How long do I live ? How old am I in dog years, how old is my dog in person-years ? Steganogravate online ! Most charms have specific powers, and can be used for readings in the same manner as Tarot Cards How Sensual Are You?
    Real age !
    Here you can calculate your age up to the millisecond
    The Dog Years
    How old am I in dog years, how old is my dog in person-years ?
    Steganogravate online !
    by applying a watermark the author can put his unique stamp or mark on an image file.
    Charm Casts
    Most charms have specific powers, and can be used for readings in the same manner as Tarot Cards.
    How Sensual Are You ?
    Are you an ascetic or hedonist or somewhere in between? To discover your sensuality level take our short assessment.

    sms messageCan you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

    sms messageIf I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!

    sms messageSince I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...

    sms messageWhat ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you

    sms messageIf loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

    sms messageAt night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...

    sms messageLife is much brighter with you around !

    sms messageDon't let your mind rule over your heart.

Test your Sexappeal The cyber Kiss ... Free ! Who you were in your last past life ? Test your Guardian angel Make Your wish, throw your coin into the fountain !
Test your Sexappeal
Do you want to know how well you score what your sexappeal is concerned. Based on numerology
The cyber Kiss
Give your loved one a loving and tender kiss !
Reincarnation
Who you were in your last past life ?
Your Guardian angel
Is there a guardian angel at your side ? Probably there is, not convinced ... try it !
Make Your wish
Let's hear your wish ... No single wish is lost!
    sms messageYou can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME

    sms messageIf you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...

    sms messageSometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

    sms messageEven when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

    sms messageIf a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever .......

    sms messageI will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

    sms messageIt must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

    sms messageThe moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

    sms messageWhere ever you're going, I'm going your way !

    sms messageAre you free for the rest of your life?

    sms messageIf all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

    sms messageDuring maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

Look at Behinds ! Funny picture Mail Test your clairvoyance MP3 CD interface Where is my Mobile ... ?
Look at Behinds !
It is up to you to find out whether it is the behind of a man of a Woman ... trust your experience.
Funny picture Mail
Send the funniest pictures directly to your friends.
Test your clairvoyance
Are you paranormal or clairvoyant or do you have a good intuition ? Test it here ... you are a clairvoyant prophet !
MP3 CD interface
Burn your MP3's on one cd and let everything start up automatically with an MP3 CD Interface
Where is my Mobile ... ?
Where was my mobile at a certain point in time?
    sms messageI am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

    sms messageLove is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!

    sms messageDo you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.

    sms messageI wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

    sms messageI cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???

    sms messageI know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

    sms messageIf I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

    sms messageHello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

    sms messageYour daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!

    sms messageDo you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

    sms messageI must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

    sms messageFerrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

    How long do I live ? How old am I in dog years, how old is my dog in person-years ? Steganogravate online ! Most charms have specific powers, and can be used for readings in the same manner as Tarot Cards How Sensual Are You?
    Real age !
    Here you can calculate your age up to the millisecond
    The Dog Years
    How old am I in dog years, how old is my dog in person-years ?
    Steganogravate online !
    by applying a watermark the author can put his unique stamp or mark on an image file.
    Charm Casts
    Most charms have specific powers, and can be used for readings in the same manner as Tarot Cards.
    How Sensual Are You ?
    Are you an ascetic or hedonist or somewhere in between? To discover your sensuality level take our short assessment.
    sms messageEvery man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.

    sms messageIf love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby

    sms messageIf God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

    sms messageCan I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .

    sms messageIn my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

    sms messageGirls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

    sms messageHave you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!

    sms messageI saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!

    sms messageIf love is blind, how will she find me ?

    sms messageNever make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

    sms messageThe less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

    sms messageWhenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

    sms message There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

    sms message I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !

    sms message I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

   

 
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