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    sms messageI hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

    sms messageWhen do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

    sms messageOne chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?

    sms messageMan says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

    sms messageA blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

    sms messageWhat's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

    sms messageWhen god created the men he was only kidding

    sms messageWhy does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

    sms messageDear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

    sms messageWhen you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

    sms messageThere are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

    sms messageIf I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !


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    sms messageHow to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

    sms messageCan I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

    sms messageOf course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

    sms messageYou wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

    sms messageWhy is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

    sms messageBigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

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    sms messageWhat does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

    sms message Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

    sms message Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?

    sms message Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"

    sms message There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

    sms message Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

    sms message Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

   

 
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