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    sms messageStress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

    sms messageReality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

    sms messageI want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

    sms messageJoin the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...

    sms messageAll of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...

    sms messageLots of people stop working once they found a job!

    sms messageI am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.

    sms messageBeing nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.

    sms messageThe fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

    sms messageI said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!

    sms message10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!

    sms messageMistakes have been made, others will be punished.

    sms messageAs long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.

    sms messageI started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

    sms message3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

    sms messageMy mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.

    sms messageLike a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

    sms messageKeep the school clean ... stay home!

    sms messageBe quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

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    sms messageWe do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!

    sms messageThe word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

    sms messageNo boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems

    sms messageThat is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

    sms messageThe IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist


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    sms messageIt's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.

    sms messageIt's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

    sms messageIt's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

    sms messageIt's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.

    sms messageSecrets, they only last long enough to break you down

    sms messageLife is beautiful if you are willing to see it

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    sms messageA bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...

    sms messageWhen my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!

    sms messageBoys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !

    sms messageTeachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.

    sms messageI am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.

    sms messageWomen are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !

    sms messageNo one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"

    sms messageI love working. I can look at it for hours.

    sms messageWe used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

    sms messagePress any key to continue or any other key to quit.

    sms messageComputers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

    sms messageLife would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.

    sms messageLife is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !

    sms messageYou need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?

Test your Sexappeal The cyber Kiss ... Free ! Who you were in your last past life ? Test your Guardian angel Make Your wish, throw your coin into the fountain !
Test your Sexappeal
Do you want to know how well you score what your sexappeal is concerned. Based on numerology
The cyber Kiss
Give your loved one a loving and tender kiss !
Reincarnation
Who you were in your last past life ?
Your Guardian angel
Is there a guardian angel at your side ? Probably there is, not convinced ... try it !
Make Your wish
Let's hear your wish ... No single wish is lost!
    sms messageMy thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.

    sms messageI intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.

    sms messageIt is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

    sms messageNok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!

    sms messageWanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

    sms messageUmm...your .... ZIP is open...

    sms messageReality is for people who can't face science fiction.

    sms messageIdiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.

    sms messageHow do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

    sms messageElvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

    sms messageI'm not as dumb as you look.

    sms messageIf I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

    sms messageWhat do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

    sms messageSometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

    sms messageLinus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...

   

 
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