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    sms messageMobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

    sms messageA lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.

    sms messageAll computers wait at the sames speed.

    sms messageReal anarchists play chess without kings.

    sms messageMonday is one seventh of your life!

    sms messageWhen I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

    sms messageAiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.

    sms messageMoney ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.

    sms messageNo-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

    sms messageSome people live because it is illegal to kill them!

    sms messageRichness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.

    sms messageEverybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...

    sms messageThere are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

    sms messageLearn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.

    sms messageWe have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

    sms messageThe sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!

    sms messageToday is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

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    sms messageWhen you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. ( Niet echt de moeite dus!)

    sms messageYou can't walk in the light without causting a shadow

    sms messageWithout the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS

    sms messageIf you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

    sms messageThe greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

    sms messageThe secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.

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    sms messagePeople are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.

    sms messageTrains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails

    sms messageThe one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever

    sms messageIt is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.

    sms messageThe past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past

    sms messageNever drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly !

    sms messageGetting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.

    sms messageWhen you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

    sms messageLife is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !

    sms messageWhen you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains

    sms messageChildren in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.

    sms messagePeople wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

    sms messageLife is hard, but the front of a train is harder...

    sms messageLearn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

    sms messageLife is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!

    sms messageA fart is nothing more than a lost cough.

    sms messageOne day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.

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    sms messageI only drink to make my wife look prettier.

    sms messageIt is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.

    sms messageLove is blind, ladies' underwear is braille

    sms messageLove based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.

    sms messageBe nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their last.

    sms messageBoredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.

    sms messageDo not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.

    sms messageLight is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

    sms message All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

    sms message Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

    sms message A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

    sms message Every good-bye is the birth of a memory

    sms message Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women

    sms message Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.

    sms message I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.

    sms message There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.

    sms message You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.

    sms message Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!

    sms message What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

    sms message Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.

    sms message Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?


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