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    sms messageAll I ever wanted is what others have.

    sms messageLaugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.

    sms messageA kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.

    sms messageWomen have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!

    sms messageIt is better to be fair than to be popular!

    sms messageThe strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.

    sms messageTime is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.

    sms messageLife is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!

    sms messageI intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

    sms messageI see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?


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    sms messageLife is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

    sms messagecopernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."

    sms messageLaw of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

    sms messageIt is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

    sms messageA lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy

    sms messageA lof of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.

    sms messageA laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

    sms messageI want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.

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    sms messageHe said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.

    sms message When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.

    sms message The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.

    sms message The present is just as mysterious as the future.

    sms message People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

    sms message You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.

    sms message Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.

    sms message Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.

    sms message What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

    sms message Be yourself, there are enough other people.

   

 
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