 All I ever wanted is what others have.
Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.
A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.
Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!
It is better to be fair than to be popular!
The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.
Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.
Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!
I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
I see things the way they are and say: Why? ..................
I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?
Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon
copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."
Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.
It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.
A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy
A lof of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come.
A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.
I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus.
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Real age !
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The Dog Years
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Steganogravate online !
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Charm Casts
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He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.
When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject.
The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.
The present is just as mysterious as the future.
People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.
You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories.
Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.
Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear.
What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"
Be yourself, there are enough other people.
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