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    sms messageWhat kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !

    sms messageWhy does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...

    sms messageIf a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?

    sms messageWhat happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

    sms messageWhen a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?

    sms messageWhat is the velocity of the darkness ?

    sms messageWhy do fortune-tellers first ask your name?

    sms messageHow do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

    sms messageWhen you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?

    sms messageWhy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

    sms messageWhat happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

    sms messagewhen is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley

    sms messageWhy did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

    sms messageWhy is a false eye made of glass?.....To look through.

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    sms messageWhy does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

    sms messageHow is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite

    sms messageIt has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!

    sms messageWhen do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.

    sms messageWhy did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.

    sms messageWhy are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.

    sms messageWhy are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.

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    sms messageWhy can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.

    sms messageWhy are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.

    sms messageWhy are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

    sms messageWhat happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.

    sms messageWhy do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.

    sms messageThe ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.

    sms messageWhat is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside

    sms messageIt is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big

    sms messageWhat is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.

    sms messageWhat is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.

    sms messagewhy do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets

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    sms messageHow does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.

    sms messageWhy does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

    sms messageIt is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge

    sms messageWhat is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

    sms messageWhy did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!

    sms messageWhy do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.

    sms messageWhy do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.

    sms messageWhy do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.

    sms messageWhy the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.

    sms messageWhat do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.

    sms messageWhy does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.

    sms messageWy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

    sms message If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?

    sms message When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?

    sms message When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?

    sms message When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?

    sms message Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

    sms message The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?

    sms message One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

    sms message How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?

    sms message How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!

    sms message Do they have a coffee break at the tea factory ?

    sms message Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?

    sms message What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.

    sms message Where are the first 6 up's ?

    sms message Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

    sms message Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?

    sms message Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

    sms message Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?

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    sms message Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?

    sms message Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?

    sms message why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?

    sms message What do the military do in a civil war ?

    sms message What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him

    sms message What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?

    sms message What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?

    sms message What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.

    sms message Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?


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