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    sms messageI'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

    sms messageI think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !

    sms messageEva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.

    sms messageDo you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.

    sms messageScrew calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !

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    sms messageWomen are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

    sms messageThe boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

    sms messageWhat is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!

    sms messageThe first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places

    sms messageSex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!

    sms messageWhat is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

    sms messageA good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !

    sms messageGod created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *

    sms messageText messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

    sms messageWhat is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...

    sms messageAre mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!

    sms messageAre these your eyes? I found them between my brests!

    sms messageSex is like Nike, just do it.

    sms messageNever dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

    sms messageHow does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??

    sms messageWhen I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

    sms messageMasturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...

    sms messageDo you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!

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    sms messageWhat is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!

    sms messageProgramming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

    sms messageThe best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
    Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

    sms messageIf you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

    sms messageSex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness

    sms messageThe difference between erotic and perverted:
    Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
    Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.

    sms messageA guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....

    sms messageWhat did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!

    sms messageyou do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!

    sms messageWhat does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!

    sms messageLove your neighbour, but don't get caught.

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    sms messageA peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

    sms messageJust to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

    sms messageWhat you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"

    sms messageThere is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!

    sms messageWhy does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.

    sms messageWhat is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet

    sms messageIf you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.

    sms messageAmerican students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand

    sms messagesex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)

    sms messageA woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

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    sms messagePress down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh good!
    mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.

    sms message Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

    sms message The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.

    sms message Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed in your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!!

    sms message I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

    sms message Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler !

    sms message By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.

    sms message Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

    sms message Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between

    sms message Searching(sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!

    sms message Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration

    sms message SEX is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.


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